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lovinq-u:

have you ever had that feeling that you really wanna workout to get a flat stomach… but you also just wanna eat pizza and watch netflix.

(via ruinedchildhood)

railroadsoftware:

bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable 

(via butt-berry)

fingerblaster113:

trying to get my balls unstuck from my thigh

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(Source: fingerblaster113, via ruinedchildhood)

rusr:

when you get mad at the wrong person & they get mad back

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(Source: rowrz, via perks-of-being-chinese)

lilcoochie:

i start thinking about dick like

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(via ruinedchildhood)

buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

(Source: nbhcannibal, via perks-of-being-chinese)